lawyernotlifecoach:

russiasredguardian:

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"If you know who I am, then you know that I do … cold trails are somewhat of a speciality for me."

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"Though you never quite finished why I was of interest."

"Don’t take it personally, I’m a curious person by nature."

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ivehadenoughrest:

russiasredguardian:

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"Good boy."

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"You could be a little less… disrespectful. I’m older than you, kid.”

"I could … I didn’t go for a seventy year nap in the middle of my tenure.”

colxcheeseburger:

russiasredguardian:

colxcheeseburger:

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        W ho pissed in your Communism Flakes
       this morning?

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"I had Stalin-Bran, not Communism Flakes for breakfast."

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        O h. Have you been a little… irregular? Did
       you need the extra fiber?

"… I’m always irregular."

ivehadenoughrest:

russiasredguardian:

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"I am. And you’re distracting me."

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"Right, of course. I’ll let you get back to that."

"Good boy."

colxcheeseburger:

russiasredguardian:

colxcheeseburger:

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        F or you to call me Colonel.

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"Nope."

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        W ho pissed in your Communism Flakes
       this morning?

"I had Stalin-Bran, not Communism Flakes for breakfast."

ivehadenoughrest:

russiasredguardian:

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"Plotting world domination, can’t you tell?"

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"Yeah… totally… you look very busy with that."

"I am. And you’re distracting me."

colxcheeseburger:

russiasredguardian:

colxcheeseburger:

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        O h. That wasn’t meant to intimidate you.

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"Good … what do you want, Danvers?"

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        F or you to call me Colonel.

"Nope."

colxcheeseburger:

russiasredguardian:

colxcheeseburger:

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        W hatever. I just wanna make sure I don’t
       go around punching my friends’ husbands is all.

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"Wow … I’m practically shaking in my boots."

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        O h. That wasn’t meant to intimidate you.

"Good … what do you want, Danvers?"

lawyernotlifecoach:

russiasredguardian:

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"Cold trails don’t die, you know that … they draw more attention."

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"And you would know that from experience, wouldn’t you?"

"If you know who I am, then you know that I do … cold trails are somewhat of a speciality for me."

ivehadenoughrest:

russiasredguardian:

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"Perfectly fine, Captain ... don’t stop on my account.”

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"… What’re you up to?"

"Plotting world domination, can’t you tell?"